sicklittlejag:

itsmirallegro:

sicklittlejag replied to your post: Dear idiot boy I had a crush on in el…

Whoever Spike is, he’s a fucking dumbass so you keep being cute in your lingerie girl.

Yeah,  i wish I realized he was a dumbass before the crush but I guess it was better this way. Thank you so much, lovely!

Oh girl. With very few exceptions, you never realize how much of a dumbass any boy is until you’re already fully engulfed in that crush. If I had known what the full extent of dumbassery which my high school crush possessed it would have taken me a lot less time to get over him. But I didn’t know it until it smacked me hard in the face, and that’s why unrequited love is hella stupid. I thought for a long ass time that something was wrong with me if he didn’t like me the way I liked him, but then I realized that I was fucking awesome and it wasn’t my problem that he couldn’t see that. 

So I guess what I’m saying is living well and looking hella cute in lingerie for yourself is the best revenge. 

Can I call you my internet grandma?? Because that is amazing, oh my god. Also, I think that’s how most crushes in high school turn out. Because majority of high school boys are NOT what we crack them up to be (and I can hear the chants of “not all boys blah blah blah” echoing in a monotone through the school halls). Like, why does it always happen when you’ve already committed hours of wishing he’d just look at you a fraction of what you look at him with? Crushes are dumb ugh